December 9, 2010

Let the embarrassment continue

So earlier this week I started the embarrassment train...I figured I might as well continue it.

I spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about what I would wish for if I found a genie. I mean a ton of time. You have to craft each wish just right so that it's flexible and you don't end up with like a tread and needle for hands because you wished to be crafty. It's an art form people.

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Barring, of course, the wish for more wishes these are my current top three. In ascending order of want-y-ness.

3) Perfect skin. I have more issues with my skin now than I did during puberty. It gets old really quickly to be in the anti-acne section as someone in their 30s and be reaching over the 13 year old for the Clean and Clear.

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2) A body like this one, that I neither have to work for, nor work at keeping. One where no exercise or dieting is required and it always looks kick ass.


1) The ability to do/have this...

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I feel certain that I'm not the only one who thinks about this...right? RIGHT?!

So I'm thinking you all need to make me feel better about how much I think about this. So link up and tell us your top three wishes this week! (If we're all entertained, I may start doing this weekly)




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UPDATE: I've fallen out of the top 10...eeeeeeekkkk...Help!!
Two more days of voting for the top 10. I'm #10 right now...so help me stay there (or higher). Thanks you, thank you!!!

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Hee, hee--you know that having #1 makes #2 IMPOSSIBLE. Also, I have way more acne at 42 than I did at 15. How unfair is that? Although truthfully, at 42, I just don't care and I would've been in mortal ANGUISH when I was 15. So I guess it's fairer than I thought.
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That's why they're wishes...hehehe. No chance in reality! :D

I guess that's true. I do care less, or at least try to care less. Okay that's a total lie...it makes me crazy!!
I'm working on this now... I can't wait to have it done and link up :)
1 reply · active less than 1 minute ago
Awesome! You may be the only one...hehehe
I love these! #1 and #2 are definitely on my list as well and I will wish for #3 for you my dear! :)
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Thank you Michelle...I'll take all the wishes I can get!! xoxo
I *might* have boobs on my list. But I'd rather save all my wishes to give YOU #3.. xo
1 reply · active 746 weeks ago
Okay now you're not supposed to make me cry. xoxo
I really don't give it a whole lot of thought but I will now...and I have to say, I've never thought of being careful what I wish for. So, you may have just saved me from some horrible fate like the needle & thread hands, or a lawn full of money trees....oh wait.....
2 replies · active 746 weeks ago
HA! I maybe need to go back and rearrange to make room for the money trees. It really is a fine art, you have to be super specific and make sure you cover all the possible contingencies! That's why it takes so much time...you gotta be prepared!
It's an art form...you have to make sure all your loopholes are covered! I may have to go back and add that money tree in though...
Aw man, I can commiserate with all your wants. I was able to get pregnant and have an adorable little girl to show for it, but it weas quite a struggle. I hate to hear when other people are going through it as well. Such a junky time!! Good luck to you!
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She is adorable...without question!!
I really like your #2. She is soft, a little fleshy and non-skeletal. I could dig that too. I really, really, really hope that of all your wishes, #1 comes true.

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