December 8, 2011

Dear Santa...


The prompt I chose this week is an "Open letter to Santa Clause"...

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My Dearest Santa,

I don't want to toot my own horn, but I have to say I've been pretty good this year. (Plus I think horn tooting is generally frowned upon.) I know you're super busy so I just wanted to give you a quick reminder of all my goodness:
  • Despite really wanting to on occasion, I didn't smack anyone
  • I held my tongue...mostly...well at least every once in awhile
  • I swore ever so slightly less, like this one time I called someone an ass instead of what I really wanted to call them
  • I only stole office supplies that I really needed instead of the ones I simply wanted
  • And I never took the last cookie...not all of it anyway
So as you can see, I clearly deserve anything I ask for this year. I'll have to send that list separately. I needed more room.

Love and Kisses,
Sara


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Jenn · 694 weeks ago

Awesome!!!! I'll add my endorsement here for Santa.

Dear Santa,
Sara is awesome. Seriously.
Kay-Thanks-Bye,
Jenn
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Raine · 694 weeks ago

Sounds like you were wicked good! Santa is bound to give you awesome stuff :)
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Arnebya · 694 weeks ago

Wow. I wish I could learn the art of tongue biting. Please don't ding me for it, Santa. Also, I believe I get extra good points for only stealing paper from work. I've stopped w/the nice pens and highlighters and staplers and tape dispensers and hole punches and Sharpies and tablets and notebooks for the kids b/c Staples is way too high, and post its and glue sticks and there was that desk fan that one time. It's only paper now. Give me credit. Because this wire paper holder is mighty nice.
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Tiffany · 694 weeks ago

Love the cookie bit. I take half of the last one. I tell myself it's much better for my waistline and the person who find's the other half's waistline.

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