Unofficial Mom: #SHHHHH

December 7, 2010

#SHHHHH

Just because I love you, I present the list of things I've done recently that I should be too embarrassed to tell people about...

I spent a really long time trying to decide whether or not I put on deodorant. I tried smelling. I tried poking under my arms. That resulted in deodorant on my finger and then I spent another several minutes trying to decide what to do with said deodorant on my finger. Sadly this is a daily occurrence. #SHHHHH
I used shampoo as soap. It was not intentional. But you can't image the extra volume my bumper had, at least I'm blaming it on the shampoo and not the red velvet cake I've been shoving in my talk-hole. #SHHHHHH
I searched for my car keys for about 5 minutes getting increasingly more anxious. All the while wondering what the noise outside was. It was the car running. #SHHHHH
I tried switching the tv, from tv to dvd. I couldn't get it to work. Apparently I just needed to press the tv/video button. I've done this maybe a thousand times. I absolutely couldn't figure it out. #SHHHHH
I have watched every episode of America's Next Top Model. I saved this one for last since it's clearly the most embarrassing. #SHHHHH

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Keep voting! We're within days of the top 10...and then I can stop bugging you about it :D

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jmje · 752 weeks ago

Ha, I frequently can't remember if I've put deodorant on but I can usually smell it before having to actually touch it.

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Angela · 752 weeks ago

Voted!

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Grace · 752 weeks ago

I've used shampoo as soap (and it was totally intentional!). Off to go vote again! :)

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Crisc · 752 weeks ago

Congrats on being nominated. I'll head over and vote in a sec..by the way I have the same issue w/ the deodorant..lmao

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leah · 752 weeks ago

ok 1- YAY x infinity I can comment on your blog again!
2- so totally been there w/ the deodorant situation. hi? you wipe it under your boobs. WHAT?!?! ok, so somewhere long ago I was a tiny baby and an aunt or gmaw or someone random was watching me and at some point I recall them putting deodorant under their boobs and then like powder in their 'cleve' area. tmi for sure, but there's an idea for you!
3- america's next top model is the best show! well i also like tyra becoming crazier each season. and janace when she was on. and the jay's oh what fun!

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Emily · 752 weeks ago

When Dave and I started dating, I made him watch America's Next Top Model with me every Wednesday. God bless him.

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CariDS 73p · 752 weeks ago

Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That is hilarious. I lose my keys ALL.THE.TIME. It's so frustrating!

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Michelle Pixie · 752 weeks ago

HeeHeeHee! I really enjoyed your #SHHHHH moments and I promise it goes no further than here but I will admit I've locked my keys in my car while the car is running not once but twice within a few month period. Not one of my finer moments. Oh and America's Next Top Model marathons, I hate to admit but they are usually playing around here! ;-)

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Brandi · 752 weeks ago

*snort* The car running. BAHAHAHAHA!

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Suburban Princess · 752 weeks ago

I too, have watched every. freaking. episode of Top Model. I feel the shame with you, sister.

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--K · 752 weeks ago

I used to contemplate deodorant and now I realize I have no choice, lol.

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Jenny · 752 weeks ago

I always have a black out on whether I put on deodorant or not, that is right up there with checking if I zipped my zipper. Since I stand in front of 5th graders all day, the latter can be really embarasing!

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Christina · 752 weeks ago

I LOVE ANTM!!! I've watched every episode of every season (except the latest season) and I LOVE it!

I had to laugh about the key thing...I dropped Manuel off at school this morning and was going to get Mia back in the car and said to her (as if she understands! :), "Mia, shoot, where are Mommy's keys?" I strapped her in adn walked around to my side, hoping I had left them in the ignition. GUESS WHERE THEY WERE...IN MY MOUTH!!!!! I was holding them in my mouth, with one of those grocery store swipey things, while I asked her that question and I still didn't realize where they were!!! :)

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