Defending the kingdom

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1. Ahhh...it is going to be a fantastic day. I can just feel it.

2. Yep, yep...this looks good.

3. Well, it is a little dirty. Maybe you could get someone to wipe it up a bit?

4. What's going on over here?

5. Um. What the hell? Are you seeing this mama?

6. What are you doing in here? Daddy, I have to ask you a serious question. Are you the one who broke this stick?

7. OH HELLS NO! I know you're not smiling!

8. Where is that stupid secret door...I can never find it.

9. I am so out of here.