Unofficial Mom: So Many Confessions...

May 4, 2011

So Many Confessions...

We've been seeing each other for a while now and I think it's only fair that I come clean about a few things. There are things about me that don't really ever come up here.

Oh yes, I have secrets. And it's time they start coming out...

I have a filthy mouth. It's true. I curse A LOT. (Sorry mom.) But I am trying to curb it so Pie doesn't start dropping the f-bomb.
I pop my knuckles (and neck and back) constantly. Constantly.
I think Adam Sandler is hilarious...and kind of hunky.
I have the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy. (See item 3)
I have ridiculous social anxiety.
I can name the states in alphabetical order and have used that skill more than once to win free booze.
I am a master hairstylist. See evidence below....and don't hate. I know you're going to be jealous of all my complicated styles. Just let me know if you want some tutorials. Heh.

What about you? Any juicy secrets you wanna spill?

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Swistle · 731 weeks ago

Ooo, I AM jealous of your proper bun! I've never mastered that one: I can only do it with an elastic, not with pins, and it comes out more like a doughnut than a spiral.

I have a huge crush on Adam Sandler. Whhheeeee-yooo.

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Sara · 731 weeks ago

It's the Goody's spin pins. I LOVE them!!
http://www.target.com/Goody-Simple-Styles-Spin-Br...

Hooray...another Sandler fan :)

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Wee Mason's Mom · 731 weeks ago

Not secrets, but I also swear too much and am trying to stop and I also love Adam Sandler.

However, I cringe and want to run away every time someone intentionally cracks or crunches around me LOL

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Sara · 731 weeks ago

I'll try to refrain when you can hear :)

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Big Brother · 731 weeks ago

I have a secret..my sister is a dork :)

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Sara · 731 weeks ago

Clearly it's not a secret anymore...also I'm telling mom on you!

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Meg · 731 weeks ago

I confess that I let an occasional f-bomb, or the like, drop from time to time. Nate (almost 5) knows to not repeat them. Mason (almost 2) isn't talking yet but I'm sure he'll throw one out there a couple times for shock value. LOL I, too, crack my knuckes or my neck or my back or whatever else needs to be cracking - but definitely NOT within earshot of the docs (I work for two chiropractors and they would have my head if they heard me doing that!). Thanks for sharing - it's nice to know we're not alone. :D

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Sara · 731 weeks ago

I would LOVE working for a chiropractor! That's the best feeling when everything gets put back in the right place.

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Christina · 731 weeks ago

I have the WORST social anxiety ever (some members of my family, ahem my husband, think I need to be medicated! ;)) but I feel when I go places with the kids it takes the focus off of me because they are so ridiculously adorable, so then I don't mind it so much, as long as they are with me! :))

My husband and I both have the sense of humor of 15 year old boys so yes, dumb, random, things crack us up! :)

Thanks for sharing! :)

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Sara · 731 weeks ago

Pie definitely helps things. I know with her around, no one cares if I'm there :D

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Jackie · 731 weeks ago

Your hair is gorgeous - so wavy and shiny! I'm jealous!

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Sara · 731 weeks ago

Thank you. It's usually curlier...but I'd been pulling on it all day. It's so funny that you mention it's shiny...I always think I'm the sister with the dullest hair!