Vacation Part 2

Tuesday was all about lunch. Well for the boys any way...

The night we got to the house we hadn't had time to grocery shop yet so we ate at a place called River City Cafe. It was a few buildings away...very convenient. And they actually had a pretty good veggie burger. But they also had some straight up crazy business.

Just look at the size of those onion rings...

Doritos on the burger? What now?

Peanut butter, marshmallow and nutella on a burger? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

And then Big Brother and Husband came across this little number. Yup...you're reading that right...a HALF POUND of bologna. They decided this must be had for lunch at some point. Some point ended up being Tuesday.

Here's the actual sandwich...no grease or fat has been photoshopped in...that's all real.

They also decided to get this little number and split both things. I'm going to give you just a minute to fully take in what this "burger" has on it. Note how many times the word two is used...

And here it is...note the soda can in the background for size reference. This burger and its sides came in three boxes. Three. It couldn't all fit in one, or even two. It took three boxes and had to be assembled once the boys got back to the house.

Husband is working on a game plan here. I'm not sure he ever managed to get a bite that had everything in it...normal people's mouths just don't open that big!

After lunch Big Brother said he felt like he had a tremendous weight on his chest, and Husband took a two hour nap. We decided that those burgers/sandwiches should probably come with directions to the emergency room and the number of a good cardiologist.