Unofficial Mom: Never Ever Ever

February 16, 2012

Never Ever Ever

The prompt, "Create a reverse bucket list that names the top ten things you never want to do."

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Bungee jump. There is nothing about having my spine pulled out through my feet that seems appealing.
Fly an airplane. I don't like riding in them, I certainly don't want the responsibility of flying one.
Be in a shoot-out. I'm not sure how this would happen. But I'd rather it didn't.
Go to prison. I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.
Date. Well anyone other than Husband that is, the thought is terrifying for so many reasons.
Stop watching tv/movies. That would just suck.
Be a reality show judge. I'd be so torn between crushing someones dream and not telling them the truth to protect their feelings if they sucked.
Be on a reality show. I'm pretty much too old for all of them except Cheaters, and I'd rather not confront Husband in a Burger King parking lot yelling "who's that b*itch?!"
Eat meat. Another one that I can't quite imagine the circumstances of, but after 20+ years without meat I don't imagine it would end well.
Go on a cruise. Yes, I realize tons of people love this kind of vacation. But I have a whole thing about motion sickness, not being able to see land, and giant sea creatures. You won't catch me tempting a kraken.

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Steph · 684 weeks ago

Go to prison! That's a great one!

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Lisa · 684 weeks ago

Oh my god, I have no desire to go on a cruise either. Not because of the water so much, but because I hate having deadlines and structures while I'm on vacation! I also would never want to bungee jump no matter what.

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Arnebya · 684 weeks ago

Holy crap, I agree with so many of these. The shootout, the prison, dating, eating meat (well, beef. I did over the summer accidentally b/c someone mixed up turkey burgers. One bite and I knew. One bite and my stomach said, "BACK AWAY, BACK AWAY!". The cruise is what gets me. I have never been interested. Oh, sure, the commercials make them look super cool w/all the stuff you can do. But, um, just open water? I've seen the movie Open Water, thank you. Also, I can't swim.

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shannon2818 53p · 684 weeks ago

I'm with you on number nine! (well a lot of them, but I definitely like nine). I'd also have to add "get a tattoo" to mine.

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Lacey@ATCMM · 684 weeks ago

#8 really cracked me up!

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Amy Bailey · 684 weeks ago

We have pretty much the exact same reverse bucket list. Except for the whole not eating meat part. I think that one would kill me. 1, 2, and 10-if my feet aren't planted firmly on the ground (or at least have the option of being there) I'm not having a good time. And I feel like your description for the reality show judge could go with dating too and I feel the same.