October 21, 2010

Random random-ness

I'm going to hook up with the lovely Mandolin at {Mama} and the Dudes for her My Ink post.

I technically have two tattoos, though they are connected and look like one piece. When I was 17 my mom came with me to a sketchy little shop and lied about my age so I could ink up. I went in wanting a rather large Ying Yang that was made of fire and water. Something along these lines...


Really all I can say about that is thank god it was too expensive. Since my first choice was off the table, I blindly picked a design off the wall that I could afford. So I ended up with my little moon man. A year later I decided I HAD to add something to make it more personal. I returned to the sketchy shop and want to add a ring of stars around my ankle that matched the originals. This is what I got instead.

Holy crap...that looks terrible! Just ignore how old and beat up Moony looks!!

Anycraptat, it's bugged the crap out of me how dark and non-matching they are since the second I walked out of the shop, but whatev.

I was pissed but slowly began to forget about the tat all together. It would occasionally surprise me when I was shaving. Like oh yeah, that's still there. Many, many years later darling Husband decided to get a tattoo and wanted to get the sun. Other than the personal meaning for him, he also felt like we were the flip of each other's coin. He was heads, I was tails. He was the sun, and I was the moon. After that I started to see my tattoo differently...started to think it was pretty cool again. I still hate those stupid starts though...I need to get them fixed.

Now, on to upcoming ink. I am planning some Pie related something. I keep coming back to a carnation, but a really graphic, stylized one since it's her birth flower. Still haven't quite nailed that down or figured out where I want to put it. But I'm thinking it'll be pink and gray. Pink carnations mean a mother's love...so that works :)

And I want to get an oak tree. Oak trees are a symbol of good luck in fertility and I was born in Royal Oak so it feels full circle-y. I want to put it on my hip over my one ovary to wish the little guy some luck :) This one I want to be very feminine and simple. I've yet to see anything I like enough to put on myself permanently.


Any artists out there feel free to send me ideas for the carnation or the oak tree!

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Also I feel absolutely certain that there's a toy exec somewhere laughing his ass off that he actually got Squinkies past the board. There's *no way* this is not some new slang for the veg part of a boys meat and two veg. "Man, I was playing hoops and dude totally fouled. His knees caught me right in the squinkies." Even the theme song is all about the surprise you get once you "pop the bubble"...seriously? Please tell me I'm not the only one...any one...Bueller...Bueller.





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Damn those Squinkies! Do you know that those stupid things sold out like everywhere? My sister actually had me look for them here because she couldn't find them anywhere in Pittsburgh. My niece is obsessed. Squinkies and Lalaloopseys haunt my dreams.
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Seriously! That damn theme song is stuck in my head constantly!!
Royal Oak, MI? We used to live just minutes from there!
3 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Yup. I was born in Royal Oak, but we actually live in Lathrup Village. Where were you?
Cool! I had no idea you were a Michigander :) We lived in Sterling Hts until just a few months ago.
Oh yes...all the cool kids are :)
Dying over the yin yang tattoo. When I was 17 my brother took me to get a tattoo. I picked a flaming yin yang tattoo off of the wall - the exact same tattoo that Will Ferrell has on his hip in Blades of Glory. I thought I was so cool when I got that thing. 15 years later I got it covered up with a nice back piece.

I love the idea of an oak tree! I'm not an artist but I hope you can find one or have one drawn that you like.
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Oh Grace...just another reason for me to love you!! That's too funny. I guess at 17 the whole yin yang thing is super appealing. LOL!

What's the cover you got done?
Seriously, I thought it was the coolest thing ever - until my boyfriend (now husband) told me it was lame :) I took a print from William Morris (Thistle print) and had my artist turn it into a gorgeous tattoo ( in black, green, and purple). Not a yin yang in site.
Ha! Love the commercial... I saw them in the toy aisle the other day, but had not had the pleasure of hearing the commercial.

As for the ink, I am impressed... I am too much of a needle wimp to ever consider it.
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Now, "THEY'RE SQUINKIES!" is going to be stuck in your head all day. Your welcome :)
oh goodness I'm glad you didn't get that first one too! LOL the moon has cool meaning now that your hubby has the sun! It all worked out for a reason...and still kind of yin-yang ish.

Thanks for linking up!
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Husband is good at doing that for me. Now I just need to get the right designs for the other two I want.

I thought for sure some of you crafty mamas would have ideas!!
Ahhhh yes....the regret tatt! I have a tiny heart on the inside of one ankle that I done myself...it actually doesn't look that bad..but I try to forget it's there..A cover up is in order for me!

Those damn Squinkies....really? Do kids even like these? How does one 'play' with them?
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I want the stars fixed and at least two others...now I just how to figure out how to pay for them.

I don't know how you play with them. It can't be fun though!
ha! that commercial is hilarious. if only i had a penny for every time i thought something was derogatory at the most inappropriate time. i'm glad someone else thinks these things, some times i just think i have a sick mind.
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Thank god I'm not the only one! I find the most innocent things dirty. I fully admit to having the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy :)
That's funny. I have an oak tree on my shoulder but instead of leaves in the branches I have butterflies and I have a dragonfly on the top of my foot; painful but cute.
Why does the ring in that commercial look like kiddie brass knuckles?
Oh squinkies thou bane of my existence. My girl just had her birthday party and asked every single one of her friends to get her those blasted things.

Now we have a capri sun box full of them. Heaven above why did Silly Bandz have to go out of style?!

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