Scene opens on dirty (but charming, charming and homey, and awesome) living room.
Man and woman are each working on a laptop and the tv is on in the background.
Suddenly loud noises are heard from outside.
Woman: What's that noise?
Man: It's either fireworks or a really big robot.
Woman: Ohhhh, I kind of hope it's a really big robot.
Man: Yeah...that would be really cool.
Woman: What would be going on with fireworks tonight?
Man: I don't know. Maybe we finally won the war on drugs.